Puzzles of the Day

I’m in a pissy mood today (see the post above), so I thought I’d throw out some conundrums I don’t understand. Oh, ok, I understand, but they still piss me off:

1) Why do the people with the worst-behaved kids always ask me why Kelly isn’t in a preschool, and then (unsolicited) advise me to send her to the same place their brat attended?

2) How is it that an illegal alien who was so drunk he couldn’t stand up after crashing into and cripping a mother be driving on a suspended license, when illegal aliens aren’t supposed to be able to get drivers licenses?

3) How is it the same illegal alien had 2 jobs when state law requires filling out a w-9 form as proof of citizenship or legal residency whenever a new employee is hired?

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